SEASONS GREETINGS

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Yes my dears, here he is again - CHRISTMAS - year after year on the same day he returns and reminds us we should all be kind and generous and open our hearts to everyone, distributing love and compassion to those around us.
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Et alors mes bebes? Have you been Naughty or Nice this year?
If you were well-behaved boys and girls, Santa will give you all the presents in your Christmas list…but if you were naughty...you’ll have to buy your own presents and Santa will be so crossed at you that he’ll tell Rudolph to poop down your chimney straight into your stocking!
This is pretty much how all my Christmas are like…ok, so it’s not reindeer poop but more like pigeon droppings down my chimney accompanied with a few shots of tequila, this year replaced by a bottle of caipirinha, already waiting for me in the cooler.
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Merry Christmas *hiccup* and a Happy New Year, peeps!!!

HAPPY B-DAY GERRY!!!

Today is Scottish actor Gerard Butler 37th birthday!!!
Ok, it was actually yesterday but Blogger wouldn't let me post which made me very...upset, to say the least!
Wish him all the happiness in the world.
May he continue his ascension to stardom and delight us with his talent and charming good looks.

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I love this man so much that I fell in love with him twice?!

Really, first time I saw him was in "Attila", I was mesmerized by his ice blue eyes…and then he took his shirt off…(bonk!)
Second time was in “Reign of Fire”. Christian Bale was starring so I had to see it but instead, my eyes got stuck on this dark hair, bearded blue-eyed guy that played a backup role and died half way through the movie. It took me quit a while to find out they were the same person and I’m pretty good with faces, specially eyes…maybe it was the beard he had in “Reign” or the eyeliner he wore in “Attila”…or maybe he’s just THAT good!

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And just so you can see I’m not exaggerating about the shirt part, I couldn’t resist and had to post a pic from the movie “300” coming out in March 07, where he plays King Leonidas and his costume is the size of a stamp!!! (drool…)
To think they wouldn’t top that movie with Eric Bana and Angie’s bitch in skirts…what’s the name…”Troy”, that’s it! Why was I thinking “Highlander”….maybe because Gerry is Scottish…skirts…kilts…Anyways, you have to hear his accent, drop dead hilarious and extremely sexy too. What more could you wish for?!!!

THE ILLUSION OF BEAUTY

Model Evolution With Makeup And Photoshop - video powered by Metacafe
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We all know this is common practice so why do we keep torturing our bodies and souls pursuing an image of perfection that has been manipulated and distorted by/on the source.
If they can do this to a face, imagine what they can do to the body.
"It's all smoke and mirrors!" - they used to say. These days, it's makeup and Photoshop.

HERE'S ANA...!!!

HOLY WEB SAINTS...IT'S STILL HERE!!!
Can't believe I've stayed 3 months away from my "Jungle"... Well, I will have to start again terraforming my little space of web with a double quiz cocktail to prepare the ground to receive a new blogging ecosystem.
...god, I'm so full of shit...
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You Are 36% Lady

You tend to make up your rules of etiquette, throwing all conventions aside. And while you try to be a lady (sometimes), your behavior is often quite shocking.

Are You A Lady?

Not a bit surprised and must say I agree entirely with the result, although I wouldn't say I'm shocking...surprising maybe...
I may look like a lady on the outside, but I have the mouth and behaviour of a truck driver...of course, I don't scratch my balls that much or at all...
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Your Career Personality: Flexible, Good-Natured, and Energetic

Your Ideal Careers: Actor Dog walker Elementary school teacher Fashion designer Interior decorator Fundraiser Musician Personal shopper Veterinarian Wedding planner

The Quick and Dirty Career Test

Actor - I'm a good liar, does that count?
Dog walker - In my case the dogs would have to walk me or should I say...drag me.
Elementary school teacher - Don't have the patience to teach, specially other people brats...I mean, children - our hope for the future *cough*
Fashion designer - Been there, done that. Loved it, but it's too late to go back.
Interior decorator - Every time I have some extra money to spend and some vacant space at home.
Fundraiser - NO, I'm incapable of kissing ass!
Musician - YES!...oh I just can't sing and don't play any musical instrument...darn...it's just a dream anyways....
Personal shopper - Hell if I wouldn't do a better job of dressing some of these celebs that (un)graciously pop in mags and TV wearing rags put together by Mr. Magoo.
Veterinarian - I would love to but I'm horrified of needles...
Wedding planner - I would actually like to try this one. I have good taste and original ideas, besides working under stress is not a problem for me...

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...isn't amazing the way I can bend back and kiss my own ass?!

	What's your pout personality?
	FRUITY LIP BALM You keep it simple and practical. Since you're on the go so much, you don't have time to worry about how your lips look; you just want to make sure they taste good at all times.

...for all the apparent reasons!

Daniel Craig: "The Shar-Pei"
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Ok, so now after the mildly funny joke some real Shar…erh…Daniel Craig.
I know most people think he’s ugly but I don’t and that’s what matters in my blog because it’s – my blog – get it ?!
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Arena Magazine UK Photoshoot
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I find him sexy and charming and yes, I think we’ll make a good Bond.
Unlike most people, I've kept in mind that this new movie is based on the first novel written by Ian Fleming and the character portrayed by Daniel is far more close to the original Bond than those other Bond’s from the previous instalments.
Besides, aren’t Shar-Pei’s so adorable with all those wrinkles and skin folds?
It just means there’s more of him (them) to love…:-)
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Full Name: Daniel Wroughton Craig
DOB: March 2, 1968 in Chester, Cheshire, England, UK
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Mini Bio:
Daniel Craig was born in 1968 in Chester, England.
He grew up in Liverpool, England and moved to London, England when he was 16.
Here, he trained at the National Youth Theatre and graduated from the prestigious Guildhall School of Music and Drama (early 1990s).
He made his film debut with The Power of One (1992) in 1992 as Sergeant Botha.
He has a daughter, who lives with his ex-wife in London.
Source: www.imdb.com
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For a brief but enlightening description of Ian Fleming and his character James Bond go to: Wikipedia
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Leave your comments, leave your love or leave or hate just mind the way you do it because if you really have a negative opinion about Daniel, cursing and swearing will not help validate your point, oh and I will delete you, because like I said – it’s MY blog!
Enjoy!
Photos Source: www.justjared.com

VOTE for the Glam Beauty Awards!

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Make your choices before the end of the month.
I already did. What a shocker!
Like I would let an opportunity like this pass by and not give my opinion about one of my favourite subjects.
I am always giving my opinion anyways, even when no one asks...in my opinion, I think I am a very opinionated person...oh well, better that than being a mass murderer! IMO, of course...